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Serious Folking Music

by Paul Kotheimer

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Gosh, all our foods have been deep fried and gen-et-IC-'lly modified and every thing we ever ate had monosodium glutemate ...inside. Our beef cows eat their own fe-CES (yuck!) and give us all mad cow disease. The milk we feed our kids, our own, is laced with bovine growth hormone ...oh, no. The corn and wheat we sorely need cannot be grown from natural seed because the land on which we toil is blighted by depleted soil ...What next? Those corp'rate jerks who profit so from pois'ning us have got to go! Our big priority should be to feed us all sustainably ...right now. So that is why we sing to thee this FrankenFood toxology. Let's organize and not retreat, but first let's have a bite to eat ...Bon Appetit!
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Well, grandpa was at Midway back in Fifty-four. He flew in Operation Ivy, playing nuclear war, but he got the blues. Those radium and cobalt blues. If you was in his shoes, you'd know those fighting sailor's red-white-and-blues. And Uncle Dale was stationed south of Phnom Penh. They tramped him through the jungle, then they shipped him home again, but he got the blues. Those agent orange flashback blues. It's not something you'd choose, those buddies-in-a-body-bag blues. And Momma went to Panama, and Dad was in Kuwait in Operation Desert Storm. His courage there was great, but he got the blues. Those top secret biotoxin blues. If you was in his shoes, you'd know those fighting soldier's red-white-and-blues. (Bill Clinton on the saxophone, ladies and gentlemen. Aw yeah. That man played it so smooth, you can barely remember where the bombs were falling...) Now, me, I spent my childhood in a video game. At Air Force pilot flying school, they said it'd be just the same, but now I got the blues. Those old civilian casualties blues. I got the Kandahar-Jalalabad, Daisy-Cutting, Red-White-and-Blues.
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The original 16 songs from the 2002 release, plus several bonus tracks included on the 2003 and 2004 pressings of SFM.

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released October 25, 2002

Block print design by amber moore. Complete listing of guest musicians and other credits available on request.

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Paul Kotheimer Urbana, Illinois

For well over 30 years now, Paul Kotheimer has been writing songs. And then recording them. And then putting them together into albums.
At first, way way back in the actual 1980s, he used a cassette player and a microphone from Radio Shack. Now he's the proprietor of Pillow Monster Home Studio, complete with lots of musical instruments and recording gear and one actual pillow monster. YAY MUSIC!
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